i hate caterpillar

gue berantem dong sm adek gue, yg namanya dara, yg kls 8 smp itu. abis ya dia nyebelin. udah sok pinter lagi (emang kepinteran itu anak ga normal-_-) sebenernyaaa gara-garanya. eh gajadi deh maluu haha ah gapapa lah nyebar aib dikit gapapa. jadi pas buka puasa kemaren, mba gue masak sayur kacang panjang gt. untung pas buka ga ada nyokap bokap. lanjut trs nenek gue tiba-tiba bilang "ini kan uletnya, nih nenek keluarin ya" HOLLYSHIT gue takut, phobia parah sm ulet gatau kenapa muncul darimana pokoknya takut bgt. terus dara blg "coba liat", nah dari situ gue langsung keluar ruang makan, ke ruang tamu berlindung dibelakang tondy, adek gue yg tk B (maaf ya keluarga bahagia sih kebanyakan anak), eh sm dara uletnya dibawa pake sendok, anjrit gue udah teriak aja "UDAH AAAAH APAAN SIH, SANAA BUANG AAH" adek gue yg tk B itu juga udah jijik kan. trs malah tambah deket eh gue malah teriak sampe nangis wkwkwkwk nangis iya, well, emang berlebihan, tp gatau gue tiba2 nangis saking jijik, geli, dan takutnya sm ulet, padahal bagi orang lain, yaelaaah tinggal injek langsung mati. tapi mau gimana, gue langsung wudhu abis itu, langsung solat maghrib padahal makan gue blm selesai, udah ga nafsu makan sih. sampai detik ini adek gue yg dara itu masih gue diemin HAAA biarin adek gue masih 2 lagi ini.

My Life is However Many 72% Happy

[x] You know someone that cares about you.
[] You have a boyfriend/ girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still/ getting married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
[x] You live in a house.
Total:7

[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[] You have never been beaten up.
[] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert.
[x] You laugh more than twice a day.
total: 14


[] You have over 50 friends on myspace (ah ga punya myspace-_-)
[] You have pictures on myspace
[] Your parents let you have a myspace
[x] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal.
[]People don't make fun of you to be mean.
[x]you look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school.
[x] You shower daily.
Total: 21

[] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your apearance
[] You aren't self-consious at all.
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[x] You have many inside jokes with friends.
[x] You know your parents care and love you.
Total: 27

[x] U know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[] You dont have any enemies
[x] You are happy you're living.
Total: 36

Now count the number and multiply by 2.----> 36x2=72%
Then repost saying 'My life is however many % happy.----> okedeh

teraweh pertama

yeay udah puasa lagii marhaban ya ramadhan, malem kemaren kan udah teraweh pertama. malesnya ga sm nyokap sm bokap karena mereka kejebak macet huff yaudah sm pembokat, adek-adek gue, sm om aja. gue solatnya di musholla deket rumah yg kelebihan kapasitas. musholla kecil gt yg sholatnya banyak. apalagi jamaah yg cewe. pas nyampe sana gue liat udah rame orang, dan gue pikir ga kedapetan tempat, ternyata pojok, dalem, belakang masih kosong. jadi ibu-ibu yg "egois" pada maunya pinggir biar cepet keluar, dan kena angin grr. terpaksa gue sm rombongan gue (beh rombongan) terpaksa menempati tempat yg pojok, belakang, dalem. baru solat isya aja udah panaas coba apalagi nnt. untungnya msh ada kipas sih, tahun kemaren ga ada tuh kipas, siapa dulu pengurus mushollanya wakakak bokap gue tuh pengurus. tapi tetep aja ya panwaas ampe ngalir ya kaya air keringetnya ckck. pas lagi teraweh yg rakaat keberapaa gitu ya masa ada anak-anak gitu yg cewe-cewe bukannya solat, malah main gunting. batu, kertas -__-. suaranya berisik banget, ketawa-tawa bahagia gitu berasa di taman bermain. musholla woooy solaat malah main, trs malah ga nyadar lagi. lucunya, ada jemaah yg diemin mereka gt padahal lg solat, "sssst ssst" yeeee hahah sama aja itumah. ga tau keganggu atau sakit perut, imam-nya jd cepet gt gerakanya, padahal awalnya lambaaat bgt suratnya jg panjang. pas selesai tuh bocah-bocah lgsg dibilangin gt ama nenek-nenek. lagian mengganggu bgt kan orang pada khusyuk solat teraweh (ga termasuk gue) diganggu suara ky gitu. trs pas kultum kata kata imam-nya nnt ada kotak amal gitu. aaah gue lupa bawa uang, ga ada yg bawa uang haha tadinya gue pengen pura-pura masukin uang gt, eh rupanya banyak yg ga bawa uang jg, yaudah nyantai. nah selesai juga, langsung cepet-cepet pulang, ganti baju yg udah basah ampe bs diperes (hiiii ga gitu juga sih). semogaa ramadhan ini gue bs full deh, amiiin. soalnya males gantinya haha, utang ramadhan kemaren aja masih ada 7 hari lagi, uoow

we're not stupid

hallo.. senin depan 17 agustus wow, kayaknya baru kemaren 17 agustus, cepet bgt ya. sehubungan dengan kemrdekaan indonesia, gue ketemu orang yg SUPER DUPER NYEBELIN di omegle. dia ngatain orang indonesia, dan china itu bodoh, grrr gue sumpah emosi bgt ya, nih baca aja ya sendiri hehe

Stranger: well you're in luck then
You: ?
You: what's that mean?
Stranger: i not china or indonesian
Stranger: grr stupid peoples
Stranger: how are uu ?
You: haha i'm indonesian, and i'm NOT STUPID, INDONESIAN OR CHINA ARE NOT STUPID, who you think you are? einstein??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHA takuuut dia langsung disconnect, pengecut

seru tapiiii ga ikut foto -_-

tadi gue kerumah devina dong seru dong mantep dong (kok kaya lagu..) iya jadi rencananya kita mau bikin bola2 kue gitu pake susu kental manis, biskuit regal, ama meses. seru bikinyaaa, oiya kerumah devina sama inong, vania, biyan juga kita berlima jalan kaki aja dari sekolah. deket bgt ternyata rumahnya. "makanya gue malu bisa ampe kena sp" hahahha deev deeev. nyampe rumahnya devina, kamarnya pw ada karpet kepiknya lucuu (apasih)trs dia cerita-cerita kelucuan dirumahnya, kaya neneknya kalo di kamar mandinya tuh sampe nyangkut ahahahahah kok nyangkut deep wakakak. kocak. gue ketawa mulu adanya. terus pada ngomong gagap-gagap gt kok bisa sih(loh?) yaudah kita abis buat kue cokelat itu (aduuuh gatau namanya apa) di dinginin di freezer kan. nah si biyan ama devina minjem vcd di odiva didaerah rumah devina juga. trs gue,inong,vania di kamar devina aja online pas buka omegle si inong ketemu orang padang hahaha umurnya 21, namanya agust.tapi dikira inong itu agustus bukan nama agus jd inong bilang gini "gue juga agust ultah" hehehe padahal namanya agust, (ampun nong). trs ketemu orang macem-macem deh. akhirnya devina biyan balik, nyewa vcd "chuckie" sama "meet the spartans". jadinya nntn "meet the spartans" itu kocak banget ahahhaha kaya epic movie gt. devina ampe ketawanya beeeeeeh hehe emang lucu sih, di tengah film kita cobain deh kuenya enak looooh hhahaha rencananya nnt kalo ada event gt kita mau jual. pas film-nya abis ga kerasa udah jam 3 lewat, adek gue pake harus dijemput segala lagi huuuu jadi gue pulang, eh pas gue liat facebook mereka foto-foto huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu ga ada gue semuanya gara-gara adek gue, haha lebay lu rif foto doang sih. udah ya gitu dulu byebyeee